He’s the endorsinator!
Last night, John “W” McCain either celebrated his 1,191st birthday or secured the 1,191st delegate required to make him the presumptive Republican nominee for President. Whichever.
Today, John “100 Years of War” McCain went to the White House to meet with the Resident and receive his endorsement. McCain said he was “humbled and honored” to receive the political blessing of the man whose campaign once ran push-polling asking voters if the fact that McCain had a black child would change their vote. But, you know, why should an attack on a child stand between a man and his ambition?
It is assumed that Cindy McCain accompanied her husband on his trip so that she would finally stop saying “take me to your leader.” (What is it about her that makes me think the invasion has begun?)
While the Senator and the Pretender-in-Chief have been bitter rivals in the past, they appear to have patched up their relationship in a mutual effort to bring torture, endless war, a loss of civil liberties and economic devestation to the United States.
Your turn to snark!
